Products and Services offers a number of services and products to help treat many microdisorders. Click on the links below to view a description of these useful products and services. 

Emotional Release Stations - Tranquil environments for the traveler

Perceptowear - Perception altering fabric

PeopSync - Pseudo-dialogs of comfort and reassurance

SlopWatch - Arrive at appointments at “appropriate" times

Spitometer - The cure for Projectile Dysfunction

These valuable products and services are available from Please contact for to learn of service and product providers in your area. Also note that a number of products and services are under development to assist those suffering from a variety of microdisorders. Watch this space for new products.

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