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Affordable Personality Disorder Disorder

A Desociative Microdisorder



An affordable way to be able to tell your friends that you are seeing a shrink.

Way too urbane

Unfortunately no non-invasive treatment procedure has been successful in treating Affectopathy. Moreover, partial travelectomies have had very measured success while complete, radical travelectomies have lead to only a temporary decrease of the least irritating behaviors. So while treatments are still being sought, currently the best way to treat Affectopathy is by enrolling the affected Affectopath in a driver-training adult education class.

Click here to review a case study of Affectopathy. 

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